things that you need not know about me…
My socks rarely match.
I get really cold in the morning.
my biggest fear is big machinery underwater, especially airplanes.
my favorite show to go to sleep to is forensic files.
I look at myself in the mirror excessively.
I think the root of my adamant atheism is my hatred of the smell of the incense that they would always light during catholic mass when I was little.
I think sometimes lying is better than truth
If I could be any other animal I’d be a squirrel
I played flute in school but I really wanted to play trombone.
I can’t sleep without a pillow between my legs.
When I’m happy I’m numb.
I feel guilty about my relationship with my mother.
I can hold my breath under water for a very very long time.
I’m absurdly competitive.
I’m not at all witty and when I try to be I get tongue tied.
I love white rice.
I like being alone because I grew up an only child so being alone reminds me of my childhood.
I love reading maps.
I’m scared shitless of commitment, to anything.
Farts make me laugh more than anything else in the world.
My favorite cartoon when i was little was alvin and the chipmunks, and my favorite cartoon now is king of the hill.
I wish i could have been on the titanic.
I grew up in a funeral home family.
I can pick up almost anything with my toes.
